Hola my chikeritas and my manly chikerita who are in dinal about there chick-ousity ness I kno that you guys have been missing me and I've been missing me but I miss you too i have the biggest feeling that the world is going to end soon and wont even be there to c starbuck (aka starbucks the coffee place that I love)(we did it on the desk last night)(just kidding)(that would be disgusting)(god i hope no one reads this)(good thing no one reads in the parentheses)(or else i'd have some splainn' to do)(just like lucy)(you'd have to be an idiot who watches I Love Lucy to get that)(quite obviously I watch I love Lucy which makes me an idiot)(not really i'm smart I watch NPR)(national public radio)(you're a loser for reading everything in these parentheses)(but i love you)(but do you kno who else love you JESUS)(i love love jesus ttoo)(heheheheheheheheehehehehehehehe) (Audrey's sister: She doesn't mean Jesus as in the SAVIOR--she means Jesus, pronounced Hay-Soos, her hot hispanic gangster lover. Mkay? Mkay.) i here there new mascock is a moose i like mooses or meese as we like to call it over in blondie, (aka california) hey do you want to kno something fun. I'll telll you all of my friends that means you will die in seven days, (not including the weekend and holidays if there are any)(I hate turkey)(just in case you were wondering)(i shot a turkey last night)(he died)(just kidding i'd never shoot a turkey) chris-chubby, (he's actually pretty skinny)(i saw this girl once and she was skinny) grecia-roxanne (she's actuallyvery fat)(but she makes me giggle like a peguin who twisted some poor bastards balls off)(or ballocks as the brits say it)(sex drive) Karla (she has no nickname but in my head I call he annie) Tashara or Sharata (thats actually tashara backwards)(rats live on no evil star)(that is the smae backwards as forward) Jose or Marano (he's a sexy mexican with sexy hair Isabelle or Is (she is very weird)(he he her name is is)(poor bitch)(she owns sexy boot with fur)(i want sexy boots with fur) Maranda or Dina (she is funny)(when you look at her you laugh)(hehe)(masterbation)(jacking off) bye i hope you die in your sleep just kidding | 
